In a satirical article published in the London daily Al-Quds Al-’Arabi, Syrian journalist Hakam Al-Baba harshly criticized the poor quality of the Syrian media and its attempts to keep global media developments from influencing Syria. He also derided the censorship in the media, which he claims prevents the Syrian citizens from obtaining information and exercising free thought. He joked that the Syrian media proves that Darwin’s theory of evolution can work in reverse, since it has managed to transform the Syrian citizens from human beings back into apes.
The following are excerpts from his article: [1]
"Generations of Syrians Have Spent Their Lives Hearing the Same Report on [Syrian] TV, Over and Over Again"
"Generations of Syrians have spent their lives hearing the same report on [Syrian] TV, over and over again. According to this report, their leadership spends the first 12 hours of every day receiving telegrams [of] support, gratitude and good wishes, and the remaining 12 hours meeting with various dignitaries to discuss bilateral relations, and [then] seeing them off.
"[In this report,] the [leaders always] unanimously emphasized the importance of strengthening Arab solidarity and the [need] to harness all energies in the struggle against the Zionist enemy. They also congratulated the countries of the socialist bloc, and especially our friend the Soviet Union.
"All [these] reports on Syrian TV… were [always] accompanied by calm footage of a leader with some guest, both of them wearing excessively somber expressions, and by monotonous music that lent the report a funereal air.
"When the luminaries of the Syrian media decided to progress with the times, they [reluctantly] introduced some changes into this one favorite report of theirs. They permitted the showing of the Syrian leader and his guest gesticulating [in an animated manner], in order to highlight the earnestness of the meeting, the grave importance of the issues












